MEME-O-RANDOM

I’m declaring Zygote the winner of the Fly Casting contest from last weekend for suggesting Carl Lewis, Roseanne Barr, and Yoko Ono in a remake of The Sound of Music. It was all over once I envisioned (enaudioned?) Roseanne singing “The Lonely Goatherd” with Yoko providing the yodeling. I only hope my health insurance covers the therapist’s bill . . .

With that contest ended, it’s time for a new one. The theme: the world’s worst tribute albums. To prime the sump pump, here’s a few suggestions:

• Y’all Gonna Die: Nashville Salutes Megadeth
• A Tragic Number: Schoolhouse Goth Rock
• No Shirt, No Code, No Problem: Kenny Chesney Sings Pearl Jam Classics
• Hot in Herreth: The Gramercy Renaissance Ensemble Plays Nelly

Have at it!