THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN RESTORED TO ORDER

Do you suddenly, inexplicably feel better today? It’s probably because Sammy Hagar and Van Halen have kissed and made up.

Van Halen’s not my favorite metal band, and let’s face it, David Lee Roth should be their lead singer. But hey, “Van Hagar” is an important link to my high-school years. However, if they start playing county fairs, I’m going to pretend I never heard of them.