4/19/2004

SNARKY PRESS RELEASE IN 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

McDonald’s CEO Jim Cantalupo died early this morning of a heart attack. I’ll give you three guesses as to what political action group will be all over this unfortunate occurence in time for the evening news, and the first two don’t count.

Posted by Mark @ 8:16 am | | Permalink
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4 Comments

  1. I don’t care if P*** does get involved. It doesn’t make it any less ironic.

    McDonalds doesn’t get it when it comes to healthy food. They abandon saturated frying fat for trans-fat? “Don’t want that heart attack - then how ’bout a heart attack *and cancer*?”

    Comment by Dave — 4/19/2004 @ 10:22 am

  2. Throw in some hypodermic needles and we have a deal.

    Comment by tevren — 4/19/2004 @ 8:38 pm

  3. Hmm… Center for Science in the Public Interest?

    Comment by dw — 4/20/2004 @ 12:51 am

  4. Ooh! I hadn’t thought of CSPI, but that’s a good one!

    Comment by Mark Hasty — 4/20/2004 @ 8:29 am

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