JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER

Remember, your political beliefs are wrong, your favorite candidate is one day going to pull off his mask and reveal the Beelzebub beneath, and if everybody thought the way you do, we’d be envious of the intellectual life of the Dark Ages.

Not to mention that your personal hygiene is appalling, you’ve drank more Kool-Aid than the typical 1970s YMCA day camp, and your favorite band couldn’t get a hit playing ‘Battleship’ against a six-year-old.

A friendly reminder from your friends at TBP!