SOMEBODY ORGANIZE A TELETHON

Haven’t posted anything thus far today, since, after all, I do have an actual job. Quite a demanding one, in fact. But I don’t want to leave you hanging, so here’s an important story about a problem facing America’s lobsters.

“You go and spend $8 for a lobster, you want a good-looking lobster,” said Edward Heaphy, a lobsterman of 50 years from Dover, N.H.