THE SEARCH ENGINE ANSWER GUY #2

It’s time again for TBP’s ill-advised descent into the depths of the Google abyss as we seek to help out those poor lost souls who have somehow found their way here in search of that which is not to be found in these pages. See the first installment here.

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See “Blues Traveler.”

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If you’ve got a few sofas laying around, the promoter might be willing to talk. But you could get in with 50 Cent for a bucket of KFC.

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Scot. Don’t you know your Smog Name?

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“I’m Going Home” from the Cracked Rear View album. Great song.

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Actually, I don’t think it counts if you do it to yourself.

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Tracy Hickman, one of the authors of the Dragonlance books, is a devout Mormon and has said that his faith influenced the stories he wrote.

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About $200 if it runs.

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Still isn’t made. Drink a ginger ale while you’re eating a mouthful of Red Hots, and you can almost go back in time.

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. . . and the Stadium of Silence.

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No, maintenance problem. If you don’t use the Chrysler transmission fluid, you’re going to be buying a new transmission.

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“I think Joe Cocker sounds like he’s got kidney stones the size of cantaloupes.”–Mark Hasty

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Let us all hope not.

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HYOO-stiss-foard.

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As far as I can tell, Jessica Simpson has never played major league baseball.

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“Sweat Hoam Allabamma,” “Whuts Yoar Naim,” and “Freeburrd.”

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Fifteen years older than me.

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She’s going to spend a whole bunch of money on attorney’s fees.

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If this involves a dead Nigerian, I’m out of here.

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Force the sound up from your chest into the back of your throat, then try to push it out through your nose at full volume about once every ten years or so.

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I take it you’ve never seen the movie?

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Remember when it was a big deal when a new Starbucks opened in your town?