6/21/2004
ANOTHER HIGH-CONCEPT LIST
Ten Horrible Fake Baby Names I Was Afraid To Share With My Wife:
- Carmen Gia
- Tattersley Wilberforce
- Topeka Ollizibeth
- Mookie Odysseus
- Demassus Arrevoltyn
- King Vitaman
- Medicine Mole (pronounced “Madison Emily’; I fear this one is inevitable)
- Kirk Picard
- Shaquilla Mockingbird
- Burro Hardtack (for parents fascinated by the ‘Wild West’)
(Note to parents: if you actually use any of these names as printed–first AND middle names–I personally will provide $1.74 towards your child’s college/legal defense fund.)
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I actually date a girl whose parents were goint to name her Carmen Gia. Don’t believe me? They ended up naming her Jamaica McGahey. Thought so.
Comment by SS — 6/21/2004 @ 12:57 pm
Jamaica McGahey? I thought you had to be born that way . . .
Comment by Mark Hasty — 6/21/2004 @ 1:22 pm