Comments on: SCIENCE! http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/ E AHO LA'ULA Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:24:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: dw http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-863 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-863 Yes, finally someone to say that the Emporer has no clothes! Krispy Kremes are part of a Southern mind control operation. Ever notice that the donuts are plain, not chocolate? Their insides are whiter than a Junior League meeting in Columbia? And they have no flavor but sugar and white bread? Yes, eventually they will begin phase 2, and millions of Americans will don sheets, watch NASCAR, and kill Bostonians and F1 drivers. FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY! EAT CHOCOLATE DONUTS! Yes, finally someone to say that the Emporer has no clothes!

Krispy Kremes are part of a Southern mind control operation. Ever notice that the donuts are plain, not chocolate? Their insides are whiter than a Junior League meeting in Columbia? And they have no flavor but sugar and white bread? Yes, eventually they will begin phase 2, and millions of Americans will don sheets, watch NASCAR, and kill Bostonians and F1 drivers.

FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY! EAT CHOCOLATE DONUTS!

]]> by: Harry http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-864 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-864 If you're buying KKs at a convenience store, you have already missed the entire point. Sorta like dissing communion for not being filling. If you’re buying KKs at a convenience store, you have already missed the entire point. Sorta like dissing communion for not being filling.

]]> by: Jim Roberts-Miller http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-865 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-865 My unswestanding is that Krispy Kreams are best warm. I think they are fine, but I prefer the cake-style of doughnut. My unswestanding is that Krispy Kreams are best warm.

I think they are fine, but I prefer the cake-style of doughnut.

]]> by: oldtimey http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-866 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-866 You rock. I am happy to meet someone else who is also unenthusiastic about the sweetened putty that is a krispy kreme doughnut. More cinnamon rolls for us smart people, I say. Now I heard somewhere . . so it's probably wrong . . . but I heard somewhere the KK doughnuts have like a million preservatives in them -- and they're all gooey, similarly, so that when they're stale, they don't *taste* like they're stale. Blecch!! You rock. I am happy to meet someone else who is also unenthusiastic about the sweetened putty that is a krispy kreme doughnut. More cinnamon rolls for us smart people, I say.

Now I heard somewhere . . so it’s probably wrong . . . but I heard somewhere the KK doughnuts have like a million preservatives in them — and they’re all gooey, similarly, so that when they’re stale, they don’t *taste* like they’re stale. Blecch!!

]]> by: Vidiot http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-867 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-867 Krispy Kremes are mediocre at best when room temperature. When hot off the line, though, they are pure ambrosia. Krispy Kremes are mediocre at best when room temperature.

When hot off the line, though, they are pure ambrosia.

]]> by: Outside the Beltway http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-868 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://markhasty.com/archives/2004/07/02/science/#comment-868 <strong>Beltway Traffic Jam</strong> The pre-long holiday weekend linkfest, somewhat earlier than usual: Mark Hasty has a scientific survey of some tasty pastries. Tiger finds an unscientific poll in Christian Science Monitor. Bill Hobbs notes similarities between Saddam and Michael Moore... Beltway Traffic Jam
The pre-long holiday weekend linkfest, somewhat earlier than usual: Mark Hasty has a scientific survey of some tasty pastries. Tiger finds an unscientific poll in Christian Science Monitor. Bill Hobbs notes similarities between Saddam and Michael Moore…

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