7/6/2004
MIS CONGENIALITY
After John Kerry picked John Edwards for his running mate, all that was left was to hear from those who’d been left at the altar, including Iowa governor Tom Vilsack.
Just once I’d like to hear a spurned VP wannabe pitch a hissy fit and say something like “You will live to regret this stupid decision, you lying heap of weasel parts. Have fun in the unemployment line come November, loser.” Is that too much to ask?
As for Kerry’s pick, he’s making a major mistake. The Kerry White House would be inundated by people wanting the vice president to put them in touch with their dead relatives, and once they discovered he couldn’t, it’s one-term city. Still, I’m starting to believe that, if either party wins this election, it’ll be a miracle.
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If we elect Kerry, we’re doomed to a continuing muddle of economic policy, reactive foreign policy, and the three branches of government at loggerheads.
If we re-elect Dubya, we’re doomed to a continuing muddle of economic policy, reactive foreign policy, and the three branches of government at loggerheads.
And people keep wondering why Hitler got elected.
Comment by dw — 7/6/2004 @ 2:31 pm
You forgot how, if we get Dubya again, we’ll be so far in the hole in another four years that they’re going to have to invent a new mathematical system to measure the size of the debt.
Comment by Dave — 7/6/2004 @ 2:54 pm
But it will be the Democrat’s fault!!! Tax and spend!! Tax and spend!!!
Comment by Harry — 7/6/2004 @ 4:40 pm
It’s not the taxing that bothers me - it’s the spending without the taxing. Government spending hasn’t decreased under a Republican administration in the past - what, 50? 60? 70 years?
Comment by Dave — 7/6/2004 @ 4:55 pm