SEARCH ENGINE ANSWER GUY #3

Third in what has now become a monthly feature here at TBP . . . I even gave it its own category.

hootie and the blowfish what happened

Choose any three of the following: Overexposure, betrayal by the media hype machine, N*SYNC, sunspots, failure to floss after every meal, and invisible gremlins.

van halen sammy vs. dave argument

Which is worse: a preening fop with a penchant for 1940s cover songs (Dave) or a good-time Charlie who ran out of ideas (Sammy)?

what happened in the family ties final episode

Alex went to New York. There was a big teary scene because, as we all know, it’s so far from Columbus to New York. In fact, it’s an eight-day drive, even though they’re in the same time zone.

1987 chevy nova reliability information

I went 18,000 miles without changing the oil in mine. I drove in the midst of blizzards and left it overnight in snowdrifts more than once. I drove away from every stop light with the pedal to the floor, and threw the thing into corners like I was Emerson Fittipaldi. I even put a cheap Sears tape deck into it. I want you to pay close attention to the following: you cannot kill these cars.

Or, at least you couldn’t back in 1994. By now, they’re probably getting a little grotty.

krist novoselic bald

Yes, he is.

biz markie national anthem

You know, I might even pay 99 cents to hear this.

2000 honda accord stuck in park what can be wrong?

The brake pedal interlock (designed to keep you from shifting out of park unless your foot’s on the brake) may be malfunctioning. Stick your ignition key in the little slot next to the gear selector and see if that doesn’t fix it. Otherwise, I dunno.

what happened to the dallas cowboys?

Hubris. That, and Jerry Jones took too long to realize that he’s not a good judge of NFL talent. If they’d let Emmitt Smith go back while they still could have gotten something for him, they probably wouldn’t be so bad off today.

roxy music metrosexual

I’d say so, but judge for yourself.

myers briggs yoko ono

Interesting case. She has the ultra-rare Myers-Briggs type EIEIEIEIEIEIEOOOOOAAAAAOOIEIEIEIE!!!

advantage of tight volleyball shorts

You’ll get to see your picture all over the Internet, for one . . .

tow truck driver salary

According to the US Department of Labor, light-delivery truck drivers in the employ of auto parts stores average $7.82 an hour. Automotive service technicians average between $12 and $14 an hour. In other words, learn to work the wrench or learn to love ramen noodles.

bowl eligibility 1-aa once every four years

The I-AA Pansy Rule allows teams which play NCAA Division I-A football to count a victory over a I-AA team towards the six victories required for post-season eligibility, but only one such victory may be counted every four years. Why a Division I-A team needs to play a Division I-AA team is beyond me, or anybody else not name Bill Snyder.

how to sing the anthem at pac bell park

Close your eyes and keep telling yourself, “I’m in the shower . . . I’m in the shower . . .”

rioting at isu

As you can tell, it’s still not an official department of the university. Probably just a matter of getting legislative approval, though.

obscure facts about iowa

The state pickle is bread & butter. Despite what most people think, the largest industry in the state is not farming, but comic-book restoration. There has never been a documented shark attack in Lake Okoboji. Importation of “bold and spicy” barbecue sauces is prohibited by state law. The city of Burlington is fictional; what appears to be “Burlington” is actually an elaborate hologram created in a 1958 Army experiment. Iowa likes the conical hat.

conservative madison wisconsin

Never been there, huh?

yacht reverie helicopter

Beagle fitted absence. Upstream hockey flavor quiz.

what was richard starkey better known as?

The dumb one.