TEN RANDOM THOUGHTS #8

1. Why does anybody connected with NASCAR ever get in an airplane?
2. “I’m [insert name here], and I approved this message” has gotten old more quickly than any “tee hee, aren’t I clever” catchphrase since “Is that your final answer?”.
3. Hasty’s Law of Inexplicably Inapplicable Voltage states: Whatever size battery you need will be the one size you don’t have in the house.
4. Has anybody ever had their mind changed about anything by an Internet debate?
5. There are not enough lime-flavored things. There should be more.
6. Which is worse right now: Being a Penn State fan and watching your beloved coach slowly suck all the life out of the dynasty he created be refusing to acknowledge what everybody on the face of the planet already knows (namely, that if he coaches even one more season there will be a big smoking hole where Penn State football used to be), or being a Florida fan and watching one of your athletic director’s buddies drive the program into the ground in less time than it takes to get through law school? And is being a Baylor fan worse than either of those?
7. Speaking of odious catchphrases, no, I will not “kick it up a notch.”
8. People with newborns in the house have a real hard time coming up with lists of ten bulleted points without at least one of those points referring to the actual child.
9. So since Serena sleeps more or less through the night and hardly makes a noise unless somebody is changing her clothes, we’re in for some epic fussiness and noisemaking later on, aren’t we?
10. They’re building an Arby’s three blocks away from us but dang it, they’re not building it fast enough.