12/17/2004

THAT’S GONNA LEAVE A MARK

From the Detroit Free Press comes a most unflattering review of the Hummer H2 SUT from Car and Driver’s executive editor, Tony Swan. Read the whole thing, as they say, but this is too good not to quote:

If the Bauhaus design people were correct, and form really does follow function, then the challenge with the Hummer H2 SUT is discerning just what that function might be.

Invading adjacent neighborhoods? General intimidation? Style statement? Conspicuous consumption?

It certainly works well for all of the above, but when it comes to ordinary vehicular functions — going, stopping, turning, towing, transporting people and cargo — it’s hard to see how taking a perfectly useful General Motors full-size SUV chassis and making it look like something out of a G.I. Joe comic book enhances its usefulness.

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5 Comments

  1. In Which Harry Rants About Hummer H1s, H2s, and the SUT
    Mark at The Bemusement Park notes an unflattering review of the new Hummer SUT. I hate the Hummers, H1, H2, SUT. They, to me, represent everything that is worst about contemporary American values - big, heavy, wasteful, inefficient, of poor…

    Trackback by The Kudzu Files — 12/17/2004 @ 11:41 am

  2. In Which Harry Rants About Hummer H1s, H2s, and the SUT
    Mark at The Bemusement Park notes an unflattering review of the new Hummer SUT. I hate the Hummers, H1, H2, SUT. They, to me, represent everything that is worst about contemporary American values - big, heavy, wasteful, inefficient, of poor…

    Trackback by The Kudzu Files — 12/17/2004 @ 11:41 am

  3. Check out fuh2.com

    Comment by Vidiot — 12/20/2004 @ 1:38 am

  4. And aren’t they basically Chevy Tahoes with even more obnoxious styling?

    Comment by Vidiot — 12/20/2004 @ 1:47 am

  5. Also, check out fuh2.com.

    And, whenever I see one of these, I’m tempted to slap a bumper sticker on it. It would read:

    I’M CHANGING THE CLIMATE — ASK ME HOW!

    Comment by Vidiot — 12/20/2004 @ 1:49 am

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