TBP CHALLENGE: INAPPROPRIATE BUSINESS NAMES

So we’re coming back from dinner tonight when we drive past the neighborhood strip mall and I see a store called “Dress Barn.” Who on earth would shop there? Fashion and farm animals really don’t mix well. But I got to thinking that I could make a neat challenge out of this, and here it is: Combine two words, the first a consumer product or service, and the second a building or building part, to come up with the worst possible name for a retail business. Here are some ideas to get you started:

• Tuxedo Hut
• Clam Fort
• Taco Mezzanine
• Hat Gazebo
• Caviar Shack
• Yogurt Yurt
• Hair Foyer
• Futon Crawlspace

Post here in the comments, or post on your own blog and track back to this post. Winner gets an impressive but vague sentence of praise, like, “Of all the blogs I’ve read, Dexter Fedurkowicz’s is one of the most recently updated.” Suitable for framing or shameless self-promotion.