He’s a scrappy player: He’s short, hits for snot, and makes the occasional good defensive play, and honestly should playing in the Texas League right now

With a player like him, you have to look at his intangibles: Because he sure as hell ain’t contributing anything else to the team

There’s no one you want out there under center when it’s crunch time more than this guy: Brett Favre has pictures of what I did last time I was in Bangkok

That was productive out: If you think sac-bunting the runner to second with one out and down five runs in the eighth is productive, then could I interest you in a bridge in Brooklyn?

This team always comes to play, always works hard, always gives their all to win: And they usually get blown out by the other teams in their conference