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Thank you for calling GlernCo. Your call is very important to us. In fact, your call is so important to us that we cannot presently answer the phone, since none of us feels worthy to speak to a distinguished person such as yourself. Please listen carefully to the following options.

For questions regarding the typeface on your bill, press 1.

For information on GlernCo franchise opportunities in the developing nations of central Asia, press 2.

For the address of our mail drop, press 3.

To speak to someone in Grounds Maintenance at the Martinsville, Virginia facility, press 4.

To speak to someone in Grounds Maintenance at the Martinsville, West Virginia facility, press 5.

To hear a dismbodied voice explain the difference between Virginia and West Virginia, press 6.

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To speak to a customer service representative, press the háček key. If your phone does not have a háček key, please stay on the line and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.

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Thank you for calling GlernCo’s customer service department. Your call is very important to us. So important, in fact, that we feel none of our our current employees are qualified to speak with you. A customer service representative will be with you as soon as we train one. In the meantime, please select from these menu options:

To learn more about becoming a GlernCo customer service representative, press 1.

To change the contact information listed on a warranty card sent in less than six months ago, press 2.

To change the contact information listed on a warranty card sent in at least six months and one day ago but not more than nine months ago, press 3.

To change the contact information listed on a warranty card sent in more than nine months ago, press 4.

If you are looking for replacement parts for a GlernCo product with a model number less than 8100, press 5.

If you are looking for replacement pasts for a GlernCo product with a model number between 8101 and 8329a, press 6.

If you are looking for replacement parts for a GlernCo Prduct with a model number greater than 8329a, press 7.

If you are not sure whether model number ‘8329aa’ is greater than or less than 8329a, press 8.

To be connected to the next available customer service representative, press 9.

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Dank u voor het roepen van GlernCo. Uw vraag is zeer belangrijk voor ons. Deze vraag kan voor kwaliteitsdoeleinden worden gecontroleerd. Gelieve te zweren niet in het Engels bij de exploitant.

Om in het Nederlands, pers 1 te klagen.

Om ons werknemersbulletin, pers 2 te ontvangen.

Als u Duits bent en uw schuldig geweten u vereist om een Nederlandse fiets terug te keren uw grootvaderstole, pers 3.

Voor alle andere onderzoeken, gelieve te houden . . .