TBP MATCH GAME

I got a serious jones for some sugared cereal about an hour ago. On my way out the door, my wife asked me to pick up a few items for her, as long as I was going to the store. Here’s what I came home with:

• A big bag of generic Cap’n Crunch Crunchberries
• Generic Lucky Charms
• Corn Pops
• Fruity Pebbles
• Marshmallow-Blasted Froot Loops
• A big bag of Starburst
• A gallon of milk
• . . . and a 12-pack of TaB.

The Crunchberries, milk, and TaB were mine. The rest was stuff she wanted. Now, here’s the Match Game part:

“I must’ve looked like the [blank]est thing since [blank].”