ROLL OUT THE BARREL

Everything remains on track for TBP to hit 100,000 hits on SiteMeter tomorrow. For the 100,000th hit spectacular, you can count on:

• A new edition of Search Engine Answer Guy;
• The first of a month of random Spandau Ballet linkage (yes, Brian, I was listening);
• And a new off-site feature.

So you’d better stay tuned.

WHY AMERICA IS GREAT

Because when disputes arise about who really invented the TV dinner, we can resolve them without resorting to violence.

THE PALMEIRO SONG

Stanozolol!
(Doot-dooo, da-doo-doo)
Stanozolol!
(Doot doo-dit, doot)
Stanozolol!
(Doot-doo, da doo-doo,
Da doo-doo,
Da doo-doo,
Da doo-da-doo-do doot doot dooooo, doot)

(A hint is here, but if you watched “The Muppet Show,” you may not need a hint . . .)