GOOGLIN’ THE BIG TEN

The following search-engine phrases have appeared in my referral logs since the weekend’s games:

• fire joe tiller (Ed.: Actually, this has shown up 11 times in the past month)
• wisconsin bowl possibilities
• iowa michigan the fix was in (Ed: Well, Witvoet was the ref)
• penn state illinois score (Ed.: NASA isn’t done calculating it yet)
• basanez nfl
• moroney for heisman shirt
• chad greenway engaged
• michigan state zubaz
• illini football did this team ever have a winning season
• zooker lift ya leg up
• who are those goons in uniform at beaver stadium