CARSPOTTING, 06/22

Spotted the other night at W*l-M*rt: an early 90s Olds Cutlass Ciera with a spoiler on the back. I’d ask “Who you tryin’ to kid, other than yourself?”, but if my experience with a nearly-identical Buick Century is any indication, a rear wing on a Ciera may serve another, more practical purpose; namely, the extra weight is probably the only thing keeping the trunk closed.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: How GM survived past 1995 is a mystery to me.