10/2/2006
SEARCH ENGINE ANSWER GUY #11
I can’t even remember how long it’s been since the last SEAG. For the benefit of those of you who are new to TBP, Search Engine Answer Guy is my attempt to provide relevant information for the strangest search phrases in my referral logs. We seldom discover anything new or earth-shaking, but in our estimation, cheap laughs need no further justification.
steve austin cultural anthropologist
Austin 3:17 says “Culture overrides biology,” jabroni.
how to pronounce wali lundy
DAH-lur GEN-uh-rul VER-zhun uv REJ-ee Bush.
pick first penny in the park trusting lonely rails
Hint: Henry Hill. Near a town in western Nebraska. Under a non-native fruit tree.
brook bollinger plane crash
Brooks Bollinger: former Wisconsin quarterback, now with the Minnesota Vikings. Brook Berringer: former Nebraska quarterback killed in a 1996 plane crash.
is kevin steele the worst coach ever?
Only in certain parts of Texas and Florida.
how to put transmission fluid on a tempo
This can only improve its looks.
best place to park your car overnight in Detroit
Toledo.
name of park for indiana hoosier tailgating
. . . & Ride.
list of bye-weeks
This week. Last week. The next six weeks.
who are the top ten xylophone players?
OK, it’s official . . . there is no topic so obscure that a top-ten list can’t be made of it.
is it possible for the sun to get to colse to the sun
Not only is it possible, it’s absolutely necessary from a metaphysical point of view. But dig this: It is impossible for the sun to get any closer to the sun. Hey, where’s the Fritos?
difference between ford escort mark 5 and 6
€75.
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BLOGPOLL BALLOT, WEEK 5/2006
| Rank | Team | Delta |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ohio State | — |
| 2 | Auburn | — |
| 3 | Southern Cal | — |
| 4 | Michigan | — |
| 5 | West Virginia | — |
| 6 | Louisiana State | — |
| 7 | Texas | — |
| 8 | Florida | — |
| 9 | Oregon |  4 |
| 10 | Louisville | 1 |
| 11 | Notre Dame |  1 |
| 12 | Cal | 8 |
| 13 | Tennessee | 8 |
| 14 | Iowa | 5 |
| 15 | Oklahoma | — |
| 16 | Georgia | 3 |
| 17 | Missouri | 5 |
| 18 | Nebraska | 1 |
| 19 | Rutgers | 1 |
| 20 | Clemson | 4 |
| 21 | Georgia Tech | 3 |
| 22 | Washington | 4 |
| 23 | Navy | 3 |
| 24 | Boise State | 2 |
| 25 | Wake Forest | — |
Discussion:
- Maybe I was too hard on VT and TCU. Somebody convince me otherwise.
- Games watched this weekend: Auburn/South Carolina, Rutgers/South Florida, Colorado/Missouri, Alabama/Florida, Georgia/Ole Diddly-Dang-dum-doodily Miss
- Nope, not a single Big Ten game. Not even Iowa.