10/2/2006

SEARCH ENGINE ANSWER GUY #11

I can’t even remember how long it’s been since the last SEAG. For the benefit of those of you who are new to TBP, Search Engine Answer Guy is my attempt to provide relevant information for the strangest search phrases in my referral logs. We seldom discover anything new or earth-shaking, but in our estimation, cheap laughs need no further justification.

steve austin cultural anthropologist

Austin 3:17 says “Culture overrides biology,” jabroni.

how to pronounce wali lundy

DAH-lur GEN-uh-rul VER-zhun uv REJ-ee Bush.

pick first penny in the park trusting lonely rails

Hint: Henry Hill. Near a town in western Nebraska. Under a non-native fruit tree.

brook bollinger plane crash

Brooks Bollinger: former Wisconsin quarterback, now with the Minnesota Vikings. Brook Berringer: former Nebraska quarterback killed in a 1996 plane crash.

is kevin steele the worst coach ever?

Only in certain parts of Texas and Florida.

how to put transmission fluid on a tempo

This can only improve its looks.

best place to park your car overnight in Detroit

Toledo.

name of park for indiana hoosier tailgating

. . . & Ride.

list of bye-weeks

This week. Last week. The next six weeks.

who are the top ten xylophone players?

OK, it’s official . . . there is no topic so obscure that a top-ten list can’t be made of it.

is it possible for the sun to get to colse to the sun

Not only is it possible, it’s absolutely necessary from a metaphysical point of view. But dig this: It is impossible for the sun to get any closer to the sun. Hey, where’s the Fritos?

difference between ford escort mark 5 and 6

€75.

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10 Comments »

  1. You do this too? I was just about to post a bunch of my Google referrals.

    My favorite is “ted ginn mentally handicap”. I also have one for “jenn sturger bust size”, “jamarcus russell choke”, and “south carolina fan taunts tennessee crowd”, which just sounds like a terrible idea.

    Comment by Chris — 10/3/2006 @ 3:58 pm

  2. Dear Sir:
    To be honest with you I am in a contest and have been searching many hours trying to find the answer to this riddle/question. After finding your website, I decided to get some help from an expert in the field such as yourself. Any guidance you can give me, such as a website, book or source document or just an outright answer from you, will be greatly appreciated. It is a contest about the Western US. Here is my question:

    Pick up First and find this Penny in the Park by trusting the lonely rails. Give us the name of this penny.

    Any help you can give me will be appreciated and if I don’t hear from you, thank you for your time otherwise sorry to have bothered you. Great website.

    Respectfully submitted,

    Vicki Smith
    Cincinnati, OH

    I found this comment by you in your website. Could you please dive me another clue or be a little more specific and help me I thank you immensely. If I don’t hear from you, have a good day.

    pick first penny in the park trusting lonely rails

    Hint: Henry Hill. Near a town in western Nebraska. Under a non-native fruit tree.

    Comment by Vicki Smith — 10/5/2006 @ 4:36 pm

  3. I notice you didn’t mention anything about sharing the prize.

    Comment by Mark — 10/5/2006 @ 7:24 pm

  4. This is exactly what I was looking for, thanks for the great information.

    Comment by penny — 10/15/2006 @ 11:15 am

  5. I to am lookin for the “Penny in the Park”, after so many false leads and meaningless info, I would like to know the hint posted (Henry Hill. near a western town in Nebraska. Under a non-native fruit tree) on this this site was not false or misleading. Can you assist me also by being a bit more direct with your clues or reassuring me the hint posted here is true…I can relate with “penny” on this riddle…i am stumped and wondering about my search engine skills. thank you sincerely,bsbay,aka:Sharkonline

    Comment by bret — 10/21/2006 @ 8:12 pm

  6. Wow you people are really out there. Come on it’s a million dollars not a Sunday Drive. It is not going to be easy. The answer is in California. FYI

    Comment by Winner — 11/9/2006 @ 9:17 pm

  7. I STILL CANT FIGURE OUT HENRY Hill in Nebraska could you possiblely HELP explain a bit clear. Also I have another clue Im totally confused on here it is They’re after this brewers tawny omnivore au naturel south of the border and beyond. Any help is much appreciated thanks again.

    Comment by andrea — 11/10/2006 @ 5:32 am

  8. Not only is it a million-dollar contest, it’s a million-dollar contest and you all want to get a free answer. So here’s my absolute last hint: Henry Hill is the real person upon whom the movie GoodFellas was based. Figure out what he has to do with Nebraska and lonely rails and you’re on your way. But stop asking me; I’ve said everything I’m going to.

    Comment by Mark — 11/10/2006 @ 9:50 am

  9. Hey Mark,
    If I win….I will include you in the winnings!! I have not found what you are referring to….but I will look!! I think it is only fair …if I find this answer….it was because of your hint!!
    Thanks :)

    Comment by Stephanie — 11/10/2006 @ 10:31 pm

  10. Dudes the nebraska stuff is way off I found this one, 100% sure. Look at monorails (lonely rails) in the US.

    Comment by hector — 11/22/2006 @ 9:25 pm

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