ERNEST AND JULIO?

A shorter version (executive summary, if you will) of today’s DJ Gallo column:

• Bill Cowher spits.
• Ben Roethlisberger isn’t playing well.
• Jerome Bettis is fat.
• Pittsburgh has no pass rush.
• The Steelers aren’t blocking very well, either.
• Najeh Davenport has bowel issues.
• People in Pittsburgh have four fingers and a thumb.
• DJ’s out of Peter King jokes.