PING ANYBODY

Hey, I’m back. Our little encounter with norovirus is now far behind us, and we’ve returned from our Greek Orthodox Christmas in Iowa. Given the number of encounters we’ve had with bad luck traveling in January, however, we’re now thinking about celebrating one of two new holidays:

1. Fiscal Christmas (June 25), or
2. Chreaster (variable).

Meanwhile, we call your attention to this post, wherein we predicted that Urban Meyer would play for (but not necessarily win) a national title sometime in his first two seasons at Florida. Ignore me at your own risk.