DON’T FORGET . . .

Ten Things You May Not Need To Remember, But You’d Better Not Forget:

1. Nominations for Cost Saver of the Week are due to Tammi in Human Resources no later than 3 pm Thursday.
2. For purposes of alternate side winter parking, a ‘day’ begins at 11 PM the preceding day.
3. Leaving the ‘Block non-ICP packets’ box unchecked in the Default Profile dialog box may leave you vulnerable to open-relay TCM/IPW attacks.
4. The next person who doesn’t wipe off the top of the mustard bottle after they’re done using it is gonna be eating a knuckle sandwich.
5. Just because you’re a Pre-Tribulationist doesn’t mean you won’t have cockroaches in your root cellar.
6. The restrooms are for customer use only, and the cashier does not give change for the bus.
7. Personnel are not allowed to punch in more than three minutes prior to the start of their scheduled shift without the approval of a manager.
8. Public displays of affection are prohibited on school grounds during all times when class is in session.
9. There is considerable disagreement over whether Native Americans constitute an example of a ’stateless nation.’
10. The ’slippery slope’ is a fallacy; the fact that a dividing line is difficult to draw does not mean that a line cannot be drawn at all.