WON’T YOU PLEASE HELP OUT?

I need your help, people. I’m taking up a collection. I need to raise $30, and I need to raise it TODAY.

Why?

Because I want to buy a VCR and send it to Kirk Ferentz. It is sad, just beyond sad, that a fine university like the University of Iowa must suffer because its football program lacks a VCR for watching game tape. Won’t you please help me right this most regrettable wrong? For less than the price of three large pizzas, we can help ensure that the Hawkeye football program will finally be able to review their past mistakes and maybe, just maybe, avoid repeating them over and over again. And again. And again.

Please, won’t you think of the childrenyoung adults?

THIS IS ABOUT THE POINT . . .

. . . where, when I was younger, I would switch off the Hawkeyes and turn on PBS to watch the white guy with the Afro who painted “happy little trees.”